BFB 1 but loser never shows up

BFB 1 but loser never shows up is the first episode of Diamondcup67's alternate of BFB.

Transcript
Bomby: Oh my gosh! Naily!

Match: Wait. So, like, how are we going to punish Naily?

Pencil: Well, it's a good thing that we have Lightning! Now Lightning, electrocute Naily.

Lightning electrocutes Naily as she screams in pain

Match and Ruby: Yay!

Pencil: Yeah! That'll teach you for popping Bubble!

Bubble: Oh, I don't like how my alloiance has changed!

Liy: Hey, Ruby! You're there!

Ruby: Huh?

Liy: I need someone to help me with something. Do you wanna help?

Ruby: Uh...

Pencil: Sorry Liy, but Ruby's currently busy being with us.

Grassy: Grassy will help!

Liy: Great, so here's what I want you to do. I want to see if we can get Teardrop to talk. So I'll hold Teardrop's jaw open and you try and wiggle her vocal cords, so that they make noise. Got it?

Grassy: Oh. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable doing this anymore.

Clock: Good job, Grassy. I'm glad that you don't condone Teardrop abuse the same way that Liy does.

Liy: Well I'm not! You said you'd help me. You're not even cool. Tree!

Tree: What?

Liy: You have to help me get Teardrop to talk!

Clock: No, Tree! Don't side with this unwarranted act of aggression! Don't let Liy get away with such abuse!

Tree: I wasn't going to, anyways.

Liy: Clock! Stop interrupting me!

Clock: I'm not going to allow this to happen! (At the same time as Liy) Liy, I think you have to understand that that's not what's important...

Liy: (At the same time as Clock) You know what, freakin' Clock? I don't appreciate that you're just interrupting me like this...

Basketball: Hey, Teardrop. I heard what you and Liy were doing, so I'm wondering if you're okay or need any help.

Teardrop turns to Basketball with a smile

Basketball: Geez! All I was wondering is if you were okay!

Teardrop starts fluttering her arms